● MILL ONLINE ●
Do you ever look at modern cloud providers and think, "these packets are too thin"?
So did we. That is why The Packet Mill provides locally grown, free-range virtual private
servers from a real data center in Oregon.
Other cloud providers want to give you "instances" and "elastic resources." We give you a computer. A computer with a name. A computer that lives in Oregon. A computer that has seen rain.
Every packet is carefully milled in Oregon using premium electricity, locally roasted coffee, and three extremely serious Dell servers. No AI. No blockchain. No buzzwords. Just thicker packets. Want the full story? Read our Origin Story »
Instead of a boring "Small / Medium / Large," every packet is milled to order from four independent categories. Mix and match on the Build Your Packet page.
| Series | Governs | Tiers | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🌳 Timber | CPU Power | Sapling · Fir · Cedar · Old Growth | "More rings. More years. More compute." |
| 🩱 Thick | SSD Storage | Plank · Beam · Log · Timber Stack | "Because your packets deserve room to stretch." |
| ☕ Coffee | Memory (RAM) | Drip · Americano · Double Shot · Full Pot | "Because Portland runs on coffee." |
| 🌧️ Rain | Bandwidth | Mist · Drizzle · Downpour · Atmospheric River | "Collected fresh from the Oregon sky." |
A customer might say: "I run a Cedar / Log / Double Shot / Downpour packet."
Or: "I upgraded from a Fir Plank Drip to an Old Growth Timber Stack Full Pot."
| Customer | Testimonial |
|---|---|
| xXx_PDX_Webmaster_xXx | "My packet arrived thick and my latency is GOOD. Would mill again." |
| Susan from Gresham | "I don't know what a BGP goblin is but he seems contained." |
| ModemKing98 | "Ordered an Old Growth Timber Stack Full Pot Atmospheric River. My server has many thoughts now." |