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Official Thickness Certificate

Metric	Rating
Packet Density	EXCELLENT
Milling Quality	PREMIUM
Latency	GOOD
Moisture Resistance	ADEQUATE FOR THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST
BGP Compliance	MOSTLY LAWFUL
Moss Compatibility	TESTING IN PROGRESS

Official Mill Certifications

The Packet Mill itself is not certified. The people and facilities around it are. This is almost as good.

Actual Certification	Packet Mill Version
SOC 1	✓ Accountants Have Visited The Mill
SOC 2	✓ Independent Packet Inspectors Approved
PCI DSS	✓ Credit Cards Handled With Respect
HIPAA	✓ Medical Packets Kept Private
ISO 27001	✓ Internationally Recognized Folder Organization
LEED	✓ Environmentally Conscious Packet Milling
Net-Zero	✓ Sustainably Harvested Electrons
Tier III+	✓ Industrial-Grade Packet Manufacturing Facility

The Mill Is Protected

Unlike a traditional sawmill, The Packet Mill contains:

• ☞ 24x7 physical security
• ☞ Multiple layers of access control
• ☞ Video surveillance
• ☞ Enterprise-grade facilities
• ☞ BGP Goblin monitoring
• ☞ Extremely stern route filters
• ☞ At least one clipboard